Tim Drake: Someone… somewhere… has the highest score on the offline Google Dino game and doesn’t even know it.
Conner Kent: Tim… go to sleep.
Tag: lmao
Tim: I think the loser should have some kind of penalty.
Jason: Hasn’t life already penalized you enough?
[Dick sprays Jason with water bottle]
Dick: That’s for being mean.
Jason: It was worth it.
HIS FACE, THE FACE OF THE LITTLE DEMON HE IS THINKING “Barbara just burned the hell out of Drake, ha, I like it”
Batfamily as out of context parks and rec (part2).
Batkids talking about Bruce:
Selina (to-be batfam member):
Dick:
Jason:
Tim (after 3 continuous all-nighters):
Bruce:
Damian:
Dick Grayson : Hey, Jay! Your favorite brother has arrived!
Jason Todd: Really? I don’t see Tim anywhere.
Dick Grayson: … That hurt because of how real it was.
Things that have happened on national TV
Dick:*holding Damian in his lap with one foot on Drake’s chest*”NO FIGHTING ON NATIONAL TV”
Tim:forgot that Jason was supposed to be dead
Dick:got bored during one of Bruce’s interviews so he got up and started doing a gymnastics routine in the background
Cas:punched someone when startled
Damian:asked if anyone had a sword on them(and was surprised when no one did).
Tim:fell asleep
Dick:sat upside down
Cas:forgot how to speech
Dick:got nervous and began talking in like three different languages
Tim:momentarily forgot was 8+5 was
Dick:had an entire interview where he used so much circus slang that he had subtitles
Damian:forgot he was supposed to be dumb and started talking about the newest astrophysics discovery and everyone is shocked.
Damian:said “Dank Meme” and his whole family nearly died from shock
Tim:spilled coffee on himself when Damian used said phrase
Damian:swore
Dick:got so startled he jumped a good two feet in the air
Tim:teased Dick for being short
Bruce:looked into the camera like he’s in The Office
Jason(he didn’t have many interviews before he was supposedly dead):pretended to not know English for ten minutes
Dick:got bored when he was first adopted and used Bruce as a jungle gym, despite his protests
Tim:almost had a panic/anxiety attack before/during his first interview
Tim:accidentally mentioned that Dick had a girlfriend
Damian:accidentally mentioned that Dick had a girlfriend part 2
Dick:told the press that Tim had a girlfriend
Damian:laughed as his brothers were asked uncomfortable questions
Bruce:blames all of Damian’s oddities on “his mother. She raised him for most of his life”.
THE LEVEL THREE SPELLCASTER STRUGGLE 😂😂😂
*thor hands peter a mug of beer*
Thor: Exellent work in the mission man of spiders!
Tony: Thor no the kid is 15.
Thor: Oh!
*hands peter two mugs of beer*
Thor: You are a growing boy.
Tony: Thor no.
EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST IM WEAK
LOOK AT HIM
tide pods are absolutely an aperture science invention. blue, orange, and white color scheme? pleasing rounded plastic aesthetic? look tasty but will burn your throat and kill you? i bet they were cave johnson’s attempt at creating delicious snack packs
“Cave Johnson here,
So I have some bad news and some good news, the bad news is those Aperture Science confectionaries we just spent millions of dollars making are absolutely toxic, they will rupture your insides immediately upon ingesting them. The good news is we’ve found they’re great for taking stains out of clothes.”
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