Gotham City Cop #1: The streets have been awful quiet the last coupla days. No supervillains, no one breaking out of Arkham. Even the mob’s lying low. What’s going on?
Gotham City Cop #2: Word is, Red Robin is in caffeine withdrawal and no one wants to draw his attention.
Gotham City Cop #1: The fuck? Red Robin quit drinking coffee?
Gotham City Cop #2: No man, the League of Assassins are shooting all caffeinated drinks out of his hands before he can drink them and the Bats are just letting it happen.
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