timdrakequotes:

Alfred: Sir,
just who is this lad?

Dick: You
know almost as much as I do, Alfred. He found me at the Haly Circus and said
Bruce needed me here. I couldn’t let a twelve year old kid wander around alone,
so I brought him with me.

Tim: I’m not twelve–I’m
thirteen. And I don’t want to cause trouble. Dick, please–I promise, once you
help Batman, I’m out of here.

Alfred: I
don’t know what game you’re playing, but we’re not enjoying it. If you
are here for a purpose, state your case. If not, give me your phone
number
and I shall call your parents. You do have parents, don’t
you?

Tim: I do,
but they’re off visiting someplace or another on business. Dad’s always
traveling, and Mom goes with him.

Dick: And
you?

Tim: They
put me in a boarding school outside Gotham City, but this is a vacation
week.

–Tim Drake
with Dick Grayson and Alfred Pennyworth (Batman #441 – A Lonely Place of Dying
Part Three: Parallel Lines)

i-think-2-much:

Things that have happened on national TV

Dick:*holding Damian in his lap with one foot on Drake’s chest*”NO FIGHTING ON NATIONAL TV”

Tim:forgot that Jason was supposed to be dead

Dick:got bored during one of Bruce’s interviews so he got up and started doing a gymnastics routine in the background

Cas:punched someone when startled

Damian:asked if anyone had a sword on them(and was surprised when no one did).

Tim:fell asleep

Dick:sat upside down

Cas:forgot how to speech

Dick:got nervous and began talking in like three different languages

Tim:momentarily forgot was 8+5 was

Dick:had an entire interview where he used so much circus slang that he had subtitles

Damian:forgot he was supposed to be dumb and started talking about the newest astrophysics discovery and everyone is shocked.

Damian:said “Dank Meme” and his whole family nearly died from shock

Tim:spilled coffee on himself when Damian used said phrase

Damian:swore

Dick:got so startled he jumped a good two feet in the air

Tim:teased Dick for being short

Bruce:looked into the camera like he’s in The Office

Jason(he didn’t have many interviews before he was supposedly dead):pretended to not know English for ten minutes

Dick:got bored when he was first adopted and used Bruce as a jungle gym, despite his protests

Tim:almost had a panic/anxiety attack before/during his first interview

Tim:accidentally mentioned that Dick had a girlfriend

Damian:accidentally mentioned that Dick had a girlfriend part 2

Dick:told the press that Tim had a girlfriend

Damian:laughed as his brothers were asked uncomfortable questions

Bruce:blames all of Damian’s oddities on “his mother. She raised him for most of his life”.