batfamilyposts:

Barbara: dumbest scar stories, go!

Cassandra: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Stephanie: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Dick: see this little scar on my arm? I got that when Damian dug his nails into my arm during a scary movie.

Damian: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Jason: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Duke: I have a few scars on my arm from crashing my skateboard.

Tim:

Tim: I have emotional scars.

Jason: way to kill the mood.

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Bruce: Tim, I really don’t like you telling personal secrets to the Teen Titans.

Tim: Bruce, I didn’t tell ‘em personal stuff.

Bruce: Today at the Justice League meeting everyone knew that I dyed my white hairs black.

Tim: Oh, you mean about you?


It’s just that even in the rare moments that he’s asleep, your son’s mind is going a mile a minute and his mouth goes along with it, Batman.