Bruce: I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I’ll die.
Dick: When I was a kid I watched America’s Most Wanted–you know, how kids do.
Jason: And I said “No.” You know, like a liar.
Tim: Like, when I’m on the street now, nobody’s ever like, “Hey, look at that man!” they’re just like, “Woah, that tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child, you can’t keep burning the candle at both ends!”
Damian: Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.
Stephanie: Crazy people are like that. They have unlimited crazy currency.
Cassandra: Nothing that I know can help you with your car ever.
Barbara: In terms of, like, instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin.
Duke: You know those days where you’re like, this might as well happen.
Selina: You hope it was a miracle.
Batfam as John Mulaney quotes
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